The charges: 2 counts Theft of stick
The evidence: Clive dachshund had a large ridiculous stick Rufus basset hound stole stick Clive is sadly chewing a tiny stick Rufus comes over and steals tiny stick Clive is now chewing a pathetic twig
That’s two crimes!!!
You be the judge Guilty Not guilty
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