Brucey Tries: Houseplanting

(a very serious training guide by me, Bruce Goose)

Step 1: Bring the little shovel inside. Mama will say, “No, not inside!” but she is wrong.

Step 2: Convince Mama to take you to the dirt store. She calls it the “hardware store,” but I call it HEAVEN (they have treats there).

Step 3: Sniff ALL the dirt. You must inspect every scoop. This is very important for quality control.

Step 4: Watch Mama plant things. Stare directly at her face so she does a good job.

Important Brucey Rule: Do not eat the crunchy leaves. Mama gets loud. Mama says “BRUCEY NO” with her serious voice.

10/10 would try again.